my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
friend: why do us guys have to make the first move?
me: why do us girls have to push a human out of our vaginas?
im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms
Meryl Streep on working with Chris and Liam Hemsworth
It’s actually really scary to me how guys have no problem hitting on/harassing girls when girls are alone but will leave them alone when they see them with their significant other. Because they respect you more as another mans property than they respect you as a human.